So, it's like this.
The Big Cheese is retiring. Stepping down. Moving on. Packing it in. Giving it up.
Whatever. Okay, old news.
What everyone wants to know is, who is replacing the old rat?
Who will be the next Big Cheese?
No one knows. You want to know why?
Well, it's pretty simple. The Big Cheese hasn't made a final decision yet. And so here's your chance.
Your job is to curry favor with the Big Cheese. If you impress him, you may be It. The Boss. Numero Uno. Large and in charge. The Big Cheese.
The best way to impress the Big Cheese is with gifts. Lots of them. His tastes are eclectic, but by now, we all know what he likes. Get a hold of the right kinds of goodies, and he'll smile on you.
He's a traditionalist, too. He values Family. If you can get him things that show off your roots, he'll respect you even more.
It doesn't matter how you get the stuff. Beg, borrow, or steal it. Most of the time, though, your best bet is to go buy it. Find the sweetest deals you can.
Outdo the rest of them, and you'll be the next one on top.
If not, well, better luck next time. Rodents are short-lived, and Big Cheese is a stressful job.